"Recently I realized that I waste my life on the internet ... and published this insight in a blog."

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I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don't have a mental illness after all: I have five."

"I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead of the better qualified arrogant prick."

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1 comment:

bougiebomb said...

haha these are amazing!

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